I feel REALLY weird... Lets say... PRIVATE WILL BE POOR!
"Private can you put this away for me?" Kowalski groaned.
"Sure.." Private yawned, taking the ray from Kowalski.
He walked into the lab and pushed the invention next to a tube with dangerous looking liquid. The tube fell down onto of him. Private fell down his rump, gritting his beak. The burning liquid melting into him, Private slow stood up and looked around. Apparently all the liquid fell on him, for there was no trace of liquid. Private shrugged then walked out of the lab. He climbed into his bunk. The next morning, Private's insides exploded like fireworks. He moaned in pain. It was weird... the boy didn't remember eating any candy or something before he went to sleep. Why did his stomach hurt? WHY did he feel like he could sleep all day? His questions were about to be answered.
"Private? Are you ok?" Kowalski asked, staring at the young penguin worried.
"My stomach hurts..." Private whined.
"Why? Did you eat too much last night?"
"nooo...."
Kowalski froze, "Did you happen to touch a tube?"
"Uh-huh.."
"With purple liquid?"
"Yes..."
The scientist paced, "Oh no, no, no! This is bad VERY BAD!"
Skipper and Rico came in and paused to watch Kowalski pace.